Thank You, Comrade Stalin, For Our Happy ChildhoodAbridged excerpt from ‘You’re Doing It Wrong — My Life As A Failed International Rock Star (In The Best Band You’ve Never Heard)’Mar 6Mar 6
My Memoir — You’re Doing It WrongFor the past two years, and based on feedback I’ve got from the wee daft stories I’ve published on Medium, I’ve been writing an entire…Mar 4, 2024Mar 4, 2024
The Jurassic Park DossierFrom ‘You’re Doing It Wrong — My Life As A Failed International Rock Star (In The Best Band You’ve Never Heard)Mar 3, 2024Mar 3, 2024
How We Nearly Destroyed Nu RaveFrom ‘You’re Doing It Wrong — My Life As A Failed International Rock Star (In The Best Band You’ve Never Heard)’Dec 16, 2023Dec 16, 2023
The Aberdeen HissI once had to stay overnight in Aberdeen for work. As an introduction to a spooky story, that’s as bold a first sentence as you can get.Oct 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023
Obligatory Drugs — My Life As A Failed International Rock Star (In The Best Band You’ve Never…In the murky world of music, the romanticised allure of illegal substances is almost inescapable. Rock biographies often troop down the…Mar 25, 2023Mar 25, 2023
Do You Ever Feel Like A Plastic Bag?From ‘You’re Doing It Wrong — My Life As A Failed International Rock Star (In The Best Band You’ve Never Heard)Jan 27, 2023A response icon3Jan 27, 2023A response icon3
Chair SongsFrom ‘You’re Doing It Wrong — My Life As A Failed International Rock Star (In The Best Band You’ve Never Heard)Oct 21, 2022Oct 21, 2022
My Life as a Failed International Rock Star (In the Best Band You’ve Never Heard) — T in the Park…“You’re playing T in the Park,” crackled the voice of our manager, Tam, his gruff, ridged tones barely breaking through on my ancient…Jul 8, 2022Jul 8, 2022
The Ears They Fall Into: McCartney & MeFrom ‘You’re Doing It Wrong — My Life As A Failed International Rock Star (In The Best Band You’ve Never Heard)Jul 1, 2022Jul 1, 2022
